To be or not to be, that's the question
To bier og nok en bi fløj sammen, den ene blev kvæstet

He folloved a bad road for a while
Han var forlovet med en baderotte fra Fårevejle

It was long ago in the deep south
Der var langt at gå i den dybe sovs

Somewhere a voice was calling.
Sommervejr i Vojens og Kolding.

I have been sitting here chatting with your sister-in-law.
Jeg har siddet og tjattet din søster på lårene.


He went silent and peaceful round the corner.
Han gik sidelæns og pissefuld rundt i kornet.
 

RADBRÆKKET ENGELSK

Englænderen Stewart Clark har udgivet en bog med eksempler på radbrækning af sit modersmål rundt om i verden.

Her er en række eksempler fra bogen:

Opslag på toilettet i et SAS-fly:      "Do not put foreign bodies into the lavatory"

Skilt i Schwarzwald, Tyskland:      "It is strictly forbidden om our black forrest camping site that people of different  sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose"

Angivelse af spildevandsrensningsanlæg på bykort over Tokyo: "Dirty Water Punishment Place"

Skilt i barbersalon i Beijing: "Haircuts half price today. Only one per customer"

Skilt på tysk strand: "No boots allowed on the bitch"

Skilt på japansk bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts"

Skilt på hotel i London: "All fire extinguishers must be examined at least five days before any fire"

Fra kinesisk menukort: "Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce"

Forretningsbrev da Götabank skiftede navn til Gota Bank: " Dear friends, we are the same guys as before, although we have lost our pricks"

Norsk statsminister efter gudstjeneste i Brasilien: "Thank you for the mess"

Nyudnævnt kvindelig dansk minister: "I am in the beginning of my period"

Referat fra EU-møde: " The chairman called the meeting to order and asked if there were any matters to discuss under the table"

Skilt i spansk rejsebureau: "Go away"

Skilt ved et tempel i Bangkok: "It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man"

Skilt på hotel i Athen: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9 and 11 daily"

Skilt i japansk zoo: "Children found straying will be taken to the lion house"

Skilt i elevator i Qatar: "Please do not use the lift when it is not working"

Skilt på mexicansk discotek: "Members and non-members only"